Sunday, June 2, 2013

Yo on Marriage

Saw this on someone's FB and decided to ask wise, old Yohan the same questions. Here are his responses.

1) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
Yohan: Ummm... with God's help. (Later on he added stuff about how "Sanson" in the Bible married a bad, bad lady and how we should marry good)

2) WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Y: 55!

3) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
Y: Because of the lady's big tummy....when the baby is coming out.

4) WHAT DO YOU THINK MAMMA AND DADA HAVE IN COMMON? WHAT DO WE LIKE TO DO TOGETHER?
Y: Helping each other, hugging and kissing, washing the dishes, cleaning and living in the same house.

5) WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Y: Just go out. Eat and drink coffee.

6) WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
Y: When they're sad.

7) HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE BETTER?
Y: By dancing!

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